I find you can get almost anything you want if you ask for it the right way. And what better way to ask for sexual favors then to add a nostalgic twist to it. Take this ecard and give it a try.
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It’s that time of year when NFL camps open, we begin to countdown the days till the season begins and Ben Roethlisberger rapes an unsuspecting college student in some shit dive college bar. God I love football!
It’s golfs British Open time so I decided to make a little golf theme inspired pick up line card you could hand to that special lady to show her just how much you’d like to play miniature golf with her and get a hole in one.
Since it’s the summer movie season I thought it’d be fitting to create a cheesy movie themed pick up line card to hand out to the ladies that was not only original but got right to the point.
Sometimes us men hear the things you ladies say but mistake them for sexual innuendos. So the next time she says something that sounds like it could be misinterpreted as a request for sexual favors hand her this to help clear up the air.
Since I was on a breakup theme earlier why not wrap it up with a card both sexes can eagerly hand to that mistake they just erased from their contacts list on their smart phone. Nothing helps to ease the pain of a breakup quite like a healthy dose of truth.
This is not a pro life or pro choice ecard. This is an ecard for those people you come across in life that seriously challenge your deep routed beliefs to such a degree that you’d reconsider said beliefs if it would change the outcome of their very existence. Next time you see one of these motherfuckers hand them this, then push them into oncoming traffic.
Ladies I didn’t forget about you. Tired of that Jersey Shore wannabe douche bag who doesn’t do shit all day but leech off of you? Hand him this as you kick his sorry ass to the curb.
Sometimes breaking up with a girl can be an ugly ordeal. Nowadays breakups can end in public humility or even worse, violence. Remember back in the day when all you had to do was pass you’re soon to be ex a note and that was that? Well I’ve decided to bring back the good old days with this ecard. Just hand her this and get at least a few feet back so that you’re not within kicking distance.
In honor of the home run derby and the original home run king I made this card for men to hand out to the ladies so they would know what they were about to get themselves into.
